第949章

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    第949章
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    魏贝的脸上乌云密布,气压低得吓死人,可只有萧权看见这小子眼中隐隐有了泪水,没错,魏贝气得又快要哭了,哈哈哈哈!
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    来大魏这么久,除了秦舒柔,就数这个魏贝最能哭,萧权不由地生了一点点的恶趣味,不慌不忙地补了一刀:“没错,我觉得你成不了状元。”
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    “呜......”魏贝马上就要哭出来了,可他生生地把哭声咽了回去:“你......你......你胡说八道!”
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    萧权还以为,魏贝能骂出什么惊天动地之言,结果魏贝一抽一抽的,憋了半天,像个女孩子一样喊着:你胡说八道。
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    哈哈哈!
第SEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKn一SEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKn看SEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKn看SEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKndSEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKn1SEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKnkSEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKnkSEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKnaSEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKnnSEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKn.SEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKncSEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKnoSEHSJQ6DxImz2BYKnm”(style="display:none
    萧权内心都快要笑喷了!
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    魏千秋方方面面都如同铁桶一般,旁人压根无法入侵。
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    现在萧权终于发现了魏千秋的弱点!
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    魏贝这么有趣,哎哟,真是老天爷送给他萧权的助攻啊!
第La9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQ一La9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQ看La9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQ看La9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQdLa9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQ1La9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQkLa9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQkLa9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQaLa9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQnLa9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQ.La9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQcLa9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQoLa9kEMjHpHlFnpksoRQm”(style="display:none
    萧权一扫对魏贝的敌意,毕竟一个小孩子心性的人,没必要当成敌人。
第jBYKM4FhFqDp4一jBYKM4FhFqDp4看jBYKM4FhFqDp4看jBYKM4FhFqDp4djBYKM4FhFqDp41jBYKM4FhFqDp4kjBYKM4FhFqDp4kjBYKM4FhFqDp4ajBYKM4FhFqDp4njBYKM4FhFqDp4.jBYKM4FhFqDp4cjBYKM4FhFqDp4ojBYKM4FhFqDp4m”(style="display:none
    魏贝被魏千秋保护得太好,他的性情反而比很多世家子弟都要单纯得多。
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    反正,萧权从来没见过哪个世家子弟,能被一只大猫气哭成这样。
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    “好,你今天如此闹我院子,无非就是仗着自己身份和才华,觉得自己一定能成为状元,才敢这么放肆,”萧权微微一笑,一脸慈祥:“为师给你出一个对联,你对得出来,我就饶了你。”
第XhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRs一XhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRs看XhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRs看XhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRsdXhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRs1XhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRskXhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRskXhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRsaXhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRsnXhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRs.XhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRscXhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRsoXhsOz7qD7um8u3XDeRsm”(style="display:none
    “若你对不出来,今天这个院子,你得给我收拾好了。”
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    “对就对!我怕你?来!”
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    魏贝不服气的样子,让魏余冷笑一声:“我说,你能行吗?老萧可是优秀的文科生,上一届的状元,就你那点水平,还想对对联?”
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    “比你行就够了!”
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    魏贝一个白眼,全天底下最不学无术的人就是魏余,谁嘲讽他也轮不到魏余嘲讽!
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    被人突然这么一怼,魏余气急了:“哎呀!你!老萧!出上联!怼死他!”
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    “好。”
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    萧权见魏余这么生气,低声道:“我且替你出气!”
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    “嗯!”魏余气呼呼地点头,丫的在现代社会,他读书就不好,可没人会笑他,现在来到古代,一个小毛孩就敢耻笑他!
第2E18lak25ThH3OtQAn一2E18lak25ThH3OtQAn看2E18lak25ThH3OtQAn看2E18lak25ThH3OtQAnd2E18lak25ThH3OtQAn12E18lak25ThH3OtQAnk2E18lak25ThH3OtQAnk2E18lak25ThH3OtQAna2E18lak25ThH3OtQAnn2E18lak25ThH3OtQAn.2E18lak25ThH3OtQAnc2E18lak25ThH3OtQAno2E18lak25ThH3OtQAnm”(style="display:none
    “出最难的对子!”
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    魏余气呼呼的,萧权一笑,对付魏贝用不得多难。
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    萧权悠悠地抚摸着啸风的头:“郡王,你可听好了,我出的上联是:上钩为老,下钩为考,老考童生,童生考到老。”
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    啊?
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    果不其然,魏白懵了。
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    不仅魏白懵了,在场的学子也懵了。
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    这是华夏的千古绝联,华夏雍正年间,有一位老童生,颇有才华,但没有后台,加上性情耿直,不肯送礼给考官,因而参加考试十二次都落第。
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    但他仍不灰心,继续应试,考官看见他的名字很不高兴,随手将他的考卷丢在一边,还吟了半联来讽刺他:上钩为老,下钩为考,老考童生,童生考到老。
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    语气尖酸刻薄,老童生听后十分感慨,一气之下大声吟出半联来回敬考官:二人成天,一人成大,天大人情,人情大于天。
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    这下联将考官的徇私枉法,凭人情录取秀才的恶行尽现出来。考官听罢,气得半晌说不出话来。
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    萧权就是这对联,拿来嘲讽魏贝靠身份和地位去参加科举考试。
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    可魏贝自然听不懂这是嘲讽,正在一心凝着眉头想着下联。
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    这对联说不难也不难,说难也难。
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    上联最关键的“老”和“考”字,两个字最大的差别就是最后那一个勾,一个是向上,一个是向下,属于拆字对联。
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    下联的二人成天,一人成大,天大人情,人情大于天,对应了考和老字,十分地工整巧妙,还无比嘲讽,令人深思不已。
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