3-5:酒后吹牛

    “走吧，”两个人在小树林谈了很久岳貌率先起身，“李健这小子一向办事效率极高，这位应该主备好了。”
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    “什么准备好了？”
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    “你的迎新大会呀。”
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    “呦！我还有这待遇？”
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    “那可不，你可是老娘的人，不给你接风洗尘以后少不了也穿小鞋的。”
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    “你可真够狠的！哈哈哈！那走吧，你这次带了多少人啊？”
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    “不多，二十个。”
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    “哦豁，那就不少了吧，整个奇博大陆也没有多少记者吧。”
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    “可不，一百个人里能有一个破蛹的就算不错了。我带的可都是尖子生哦，虐你就跟虐菜一样。”岳貌一边走着一边开心的说。
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    权学霸附和一笑。
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    要不是老子被段子那个老不死的给坑了秒你都跟秒小鸡一样。
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    心中想着权学霸隔着岳貌走着。
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    这一路上也没有什么可说的了于是两个人很快就来到了宿舍。
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    学院的宿舍可不像帝地球的宿舍，那么小的空间住六个。
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    而且这个世界也没有高楼大厦。
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    这边的宿舍五十平米一间只住两人，确认情侣关系的甚至可以直接同居。毕竟能破蛹的就是成年人，不能破蛹的二十岁也是成年。
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    “来了来了来了！”负责放哨的郭小七赶紧就跑回了宿舍。
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    “关门，放猪！”李健一声令下。
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    “咱们这也没有猪啊。”一旁的清酒跟着着急起来。
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    “你就是个猪！”李健鄙视的看了一眼清酒。
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    “咚咚咚。”
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    敲门声响起。
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    “准备。”
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    “嘘……”
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    岳貌敲完门就转过头对权学霸说：“你是主角你开门。”
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    “好。”
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    权学霸这小子贼着呢，这种小把戏他早就看穿了。
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    但凡是欢迎大会不开门的一开门准有惊喜！
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    权学霸敲着门对着里面喊道：“同学们，我是权学霸开门呀。”
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    “权学霸！”
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    一听到这个名字里面的人都懵了一众人都看向了李健。
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    李健一捂脸：“我也没问是谁啊，是我疏忽了。”
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    “那怎么办？”
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    “照干不误。”李健心头想着岳貌姐的朋友应该不是坏人，他一定是人怕出门猪怕壮，被别有用心的人陷害了。否则这个破蛹的小子怎么能干出那么大的事情来？
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    “听班长的，干！”
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    说着一群人就拿出了脏水。
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    脏水是网螺大陆的特产，看着很脏其实对人没有什么影响，当时很臭但是过一段时就是什么都没了。一点痕迹都莫得了。
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    “门没锁，进来吧。”
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    “好哒。”
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    权学霸一脚就踢开了门然后就一个后侧身躲在了墙后。
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    站等看笑话的岳貌当时眼前一黑，还好反应及时博发出一个木罩挡住了这些脏水。
第47A1FwF4xOBqg一47A1FwF4xOBqg看47A1FwF4xOBqg看47A1FwF4xOBqgd47A1FwF4xOBqg147A1FwF4xOBqgk47A1FwF4xOBqgk47A1FwF4xOBqga47A1FwF4xOBqgn47A1FwF4xOBqg.47A1FwF4xOBqgc47A1FwF4xOBqgo47A1FwF4xOBqgm”（style="display:none
    “哈哈哈哈，还想搞我！太嫩了点！”权学霸大笑着就转过身来然后他就懵逼了。
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    “脏水我们有的是，你跑的掉吗？”
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    一群人人手两只脏鱼，看那样里面的存货够玩一年半的，比一刀999的假传奇还要耐玩。
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    权学霸看着敌人的火力封锁线默默的低下了头闭上了眼……
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    房间里传出来近乎变态的笑声还有随之而来的恶臭……
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    “好了好了好了，用完的脏鱼不要扔，放到油锅里炸到两面金黄，隔壁小孩都馋哭了。”
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    “嚯！这玩意可真够臭的，你们这也太恶趣味了吧……咦！还挺香！”这东西臭极而香，权学霸刚闻到香味又变成了臭气。当时捏住了鼻子。捏的时候他就已经感觉到这东西要干了，三十秒都没到这些东西就挥发的一干二净。
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    “这么神奇的嘛！”权学霸再度闻了闻自己手臂真的只剩下自己的汗臭味了。
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    “嘿嘿，迎接新同学总不能太过分，毕竟大家又不是很熟，所以说做个自我介绍吧。我叫李健，九翼风者，”说着李健一把拉过一个美女，“这是我媳妇，付巧巧，隔壁班班花，嘿嘿嘿。”
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    权学霸看着这人这么撒狗粮突然有点想媳妇了。
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    “你好！弟妹好！”
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    “你怎么知道你比我大？”
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    “岳貌见我得叫哥。”
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    “大哥好……”一群人一听这话当时就明白了。
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    岳貌都是老女人了，比她还大。
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    “我叫郭小七，七翼金者。”
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    “我叫清酒，三翼水货。”
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    “哈哈……”
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    “好了，咱们开始吧，这第三卷还没开始呢作者就把龙套名字用的差不多了，他这脑子都记不住名字了，剩下的镜头都不用给的。”
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    “那行吧，那就开整？”
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    “那就举杯吧。”
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    喝酒的的规矩倒是哪都一样，先干三大碗……
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    权学霸不会喝酒，也不能喝酒，更不胜酒力，现在又是废人阶段……
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    三大碗过后就找不着北了！
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    于是又到了大家最喜欢的吹牛逼环节。
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    “我说学霸老哥，当年你舌战蔡坤是真是假？”
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    “那还能有假——”权学霸舌头有点打卷了。
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    “就你这舌头噜噜噜的，怎么斗的蔡坤？”
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    “那你不知道，当时打的那是惊天地泣鬼神！”权学霸直接把封神演义里的打斗往往上套。
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    这帮人字都不认识哪里是权学霸的对手，一套组合拳下来都唬在那了。
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    “然后我的小舌头这么一舔！那黑洞带着吞噬力量就奔着蔡坤去了，小小蔡坤哪里还有力气吃我这一击，当场被打飞出去，正义再度取得了胜利！”权学霸说着就自顾自的喝起酒来，不得不说这玩意喝起来真的会上瘾。尤其是说的嘴干舌燥的时候。
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    他这碗刚一落下，当时李健就端起了碗：“学霸兄威武！我敬你一碗！”
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    权学霸当时就有点尴尬，这刚喝完落碗就来敬酒……
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    想通的权学霸真想给自己一巴掌，这摆明就是要把自己焖倒的节奏啊。
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    “干！”权学霸端起碗来，大不了喝死，头掉不过碗大的疤，十八年后又是一条好汉！
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    “学霸哥威武！那暗杀陈迷又是怎么回事？”
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    “没有啊！不是我啊，花生米可以乱吃，话不可以乱说的。”权学霸一度怀疑醉酒只是借口，自己现在就已经喝的轻飘飘的了，可是神智依然很清醒。
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    “那是我错了！我自罚一碗。”李健自己喝了一碗之后，再度开口，“那你可知道陈迷那小老儿是怎么死的？”
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    “这个我还真知道，那老小儿是因为产生的毒素太多反噬而死，所以在座的各位，千万不要碰毒品。”
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    “咦！你这个人满嘴跑火车，这样的话谁信呐。”
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    “确实是这样，那帮杀手到了就看到了奄奄一息的陈迷，不过他手下的光头奴隶倒是个狠角色，估计得有开屏的实力了。”
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    “啊？”
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    “所以当时险些全军覆没……”权学霸再度开始信口开河，把当时的过程添油加醋如实禀报。
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    这些个没见过世面的再度一愣一愣的……