第566章 不能戴

    徐乾笑了笑，笑容又多了些说不清道不明的苦涩：“让你们失望了……他被压了五百年，他法力被收了，他帮不了你们了，都回去吧！”
第Oz73VkZ42so一Oz73VkZ42so看Oz73VkZ42so看Oz73VkZ42sodOz73VkZ42so1Oz73VkZ42sokOz73VkZ42sokOz73VkZ42soaOz73VkZ42sonOz73VkZ42so.Oz73VkZ42socOz73VkZ42sooOz73VkZ42som”（style="display:none
    此刻的他神情中有无奈，有不甘。
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    他的表演非常的到位，这样的情绪表演很能感染他人，是真正的喜剧大师。
第6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOf一6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOf看6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOf看6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOfd6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOf16UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOfk6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOfk6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOfa6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOfn6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOf.6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOfc6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOfo6UMqRvrlfRlsSHPcOfm”（style="display:none
    “太震撼了！”
第b3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9一b3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9看b3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9看b3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9db3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C91b3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9kb3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9kb3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9ab3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9nb3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9.b3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9cb3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9ob3FTaeA8kFZU0q69A6C9m”（style="display:none
    “大师级别的表演艺术。”
第uCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqz一uCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqz看uCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqz看uCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqzduCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqz1uCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqzkuCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqzkuCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqzauCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqznuCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqz.uCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqzcuCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqzouCyVaCtZ0s1gUfnBqzm”（style="display:none
    “演的太好了。”
第AJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0S一AJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0S看AJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0S看AJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0SdAJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0S1AJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0SkAJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0SkAJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0SaAJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0SnAJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0S.AJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0ScAJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0SoAJrotlDLegFJbYDwcp0Sm”（style="display:none
    “太厉害了。”
第SkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3一SkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3看SkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3看SkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3dSkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ31SkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3kSkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3kSkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3aSkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3nSkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3.SkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3cSkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3oSkkqtIwD34G6WNVZ3m”（style="display:none
    “真正好的表演从来都是牵动人心的，而徐乾做到了。”
第MXek6NVhnSXEK一MXek6NVhnSXEK看MXek6NVhnSXEK看MXek6NVhnSXEKdMXek6NVhnSXEK1MXek6NVhnSXEKkMXek6NVhnSXEKkMXek6NVhnSXEKaMXek6NVhnSXEKnMXek6NVhnSXEK.MXek6NVhnSXEKcMXek6NVhnSXEKoMXek6NVhnSXEKm”（style="display:none
    ……
第3b0xEW7zvJ一3b0xEW7zvJ看3b0xEW7zvJ看3b0xEW7zvJd3b0xEW7zvJ13b0xEW7zvJk3b0xEW7zvJk3b0xEW7zvJa3b0xEW7zvJn3b0xEW7zvJ.3b0xEW7zvJc3b0xEW7zvJo3b0xEW7zvJm”（style="display:none
    徐乾挥了挥手：“回去吧，别琢磨投票的事了！”
第7V5bwqxKTBR一7V5bwqxKTBR看7V5bwqxKTBR看7V5bwqxKTBRd7V5bwqxKTBR17V5bwqxKTBRk7V5bwqxKTBRk7V5bwqxKTBRa7V5bwqxKTBRn7V5bwqxKTBR.7V5bwqxKTBRc7V5bwqxKTBRo7V5bwqxKTBRm”（style="display:none
    “哈哈！”
第n9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6e一n9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6e看n9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6e看n9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6edn9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6e1n9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6ekn9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6ekn9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6ean9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6enn9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6e.n9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6ecn9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6eon9Zn6yH42s1mg4Jjq6em”（style="display:none
    观众大笑：
第tfSQohRO6gE一tfSQohRO6gE看tfSQohRO6gE看tfSQohRO6gEdtfSQohRO6gE1tfSQohRO6gEktfSQohRO6gEktfSQohRO6gEatfSQohRO6gEntfSQohRO6gE.tfSQohRO6gEctfSQohRO6gEotfSQohRO6gEm”（style="display:none
    “投票。。。。。。。。”
第xZOugMhZt9pN一xZOugMhZt9pN看xZOugMhZt9pN看xZOugMhZt9pNdxZOugMhZt9pN1xZOugMhZt9pNkxZOugMhZt9pNkxZOugMhZt9pNaxZOugMhZt9pNnxZOugMhZt9pN.xZOugMhZt9pNcxZOugMhZt9pNoxZOugMhZt9pNm”（style="display:none
    “笑死我了！”
第NdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIg一NdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIg看NdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIg看NdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIgdNdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIg1NdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIgkNdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIgkNdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIgaNdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIgnNdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIg.NdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIgcNdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIgoNdJHPUshBZyFJbmliHIgm”（style="display:none
    “太特么的搞笑了，我实在忍不住了。”
第TkCa9DB3GNc一TkCa9DB3GNc看TkCa9DB3GNc看TkCa9DB3GNcdTkCa9DB3GNc1TkCa9DB3GNckTkCa9DB3GNckTkCa9DB3GNcaTkCa9DB3GNcnTkCa9DB3GNc.TkCa9DB3GNccTkCa9DB3GNcoTkCa9DB3GNcm”（style="display:none
    “哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！！”
第X5yO183d5FY7R一X5yO183d5FY7R看X5yO183d5FY7R看X5yO183d5FY7RdX5yO183d5FY7R1X5yO183d5FY7RkX5yO183d5FY7RkX5yO183d5FY7RaX5yO183d5FY7RnX5yO183d5FY7R.X5yO183d5FY7RcX5yO183d5FY7RoX5yO183d5FY7Rm”（style="display:none
    “笑死人不偿命。”
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    ……
第i2oFrKEGzoS一i2oFrKEGzoS看i2oFrKEGzoS看i2oFrKEGzoSdi2oFrKEGzoS1i2oFrKEGzoSki2oFrKEGzoSki2oFrKEGzoSai2oFrKEGzoSni2oFrKEGzoS.i2oFrKEGzoSci2oFrKEGzoSoi2oFrKEGzoSm”（style="display:none
    冯大师赞叹不已，徐乾总是能够在感动和欢笑中来回切换，前一刻还让人感动不已，后一刻又是开怀大笑，这种“笑中带泪”的技能不是每一个人都能做到的。
第mLkjje6RXgDVT一mLkjje6RXgDVT看mLkjje6RXgDVT看mLkjje6RXgDVTdmLkjje6RXgDVT1mLkjje6RXgDVTkmLkjje6RXgDVTkmLkjje6RXgDVTamLkjje6RXgDVTnmLkjje6RXgDVT.mLkjje6RXgDVTcmLkjje6RXgDVTomLkjje6RXgDVTm”（style="display:none
    他甚至觉得徐乾可以成为新一代小品王，因为徐乾真的太优秀了，表演，配乐，创作，舞美都达到了登峰造极的地步。
第DZfvSmf068一DZfvSmf068看DZfvSmf068看DZfvSmf068dDZfvSmf0681DZfvSmf068kDZfvSmf068kDZfvSmf068aDZfvSmf068nDZfvSmf068.DZfvSmf068cDZfvSmf068oDZfvSmf068m”（style="display:none
    单独拿一项出来或许有人可以和他媲美，可是综合起来看他就是天下无敌。
第GJa0KQGktZy一GJa0KQGktZy看GJa0KQGktZy看GJa0KQGktZydGJa0KQGktZy1GJa0KQGktZykGJa0KQGktZykGJa0KQGktZyaGJa0KQGktZynGJa0KQGktZy.GJa0KQGktZycGJa0KQGktZyoGJa0KQGktZym”（style="display:none
    他太全能了，别人只能高山仰止，望洋兴叹。
第Kt6NCk8vRRjK一Kt6NCk8vRRjK看Kt6NCk8vRRjK看Kt6NCk8vRRjKdKt6NCk8vRRjK1Kt6NCk8vRRjKkKt6NCk8vRRjKkKt6NCk8vRRjKaKt6NCk8vRRjKnKt6NCk8vRRjK.Kt6NCk8vRRjKcKt6NCk8vRRjKoKt6NCk8vRRjKm”（style="display:none
    大圣，大圣！”
第2G21btiNYI一2G21btiNYI看2G21btiNYI看2G21btiNYId2G21btiNYI12G21btiNYIk2G21btiNYIk2G21btiNYIa2G21btiNYIn2G21btiNYI.2G21btiNYIc2G21btiNYIo2G21btiNYIm”（style="display:none
    就在这时，一道喊声从另一边传了过来，这声音大家太熟悉了。
第6rWE4XJYmAd一6rWE4XJYmAd看6rWE4XJYmAd看6rWE4XJYmAdd6rWE4XJYmAd16rWE4XJYmAdk6rWE4XJYmAdk6rWE4XJYmAda6rWE4XJYmAdn6rWE4XJYmAd.6rWE4XJYmAdc6rWE4XJYmAdo6rWE4XJYmAdm”（style="display:none
    很快一个熟悉的人影出现。
第0bRiVr00KsZy一0bRiVr00KsZy看0bRiVr00KsZy看0bRiVr00KsZyd0bRiVr00KsZy10bRiVr00KsZyk0bRiVr00KsZyk0bRiVr00KsZya0bRiVr00KsZyn0bRiVr00KsZy.0bRiVr00KsZyc0bRiVr00KsZyo0bRiVr00KsZym”（style="display:none
    “这是太白金星！”
第qoMvuzkrSj一qoMvuzkrSj看qoMvuzkrSj看qoMvuzkrSjdqoMvuzkrSj1qoMvuzkrSjkqoMvuzkrSjkqoMvuzkrSjaqoMvuzkrSjnqoMvuzkrSj.qoMvuzkrSjcqoMvuzkrSjoqoMvuzkrSjm”（style="display:none
    “像是太白金星的造型。”
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    ……
第xSDNeycNE4En一xSDNeycNE4En看xSDNeycNE4En看xSDNeycNE4EndxSDNeycNE4En1xSDNeycNE4EnkxSDNeycNE4EnkxSDNeycNE4EnaxSDNeycNE4EnnxSDNeycNE4En.xSDNeycNE4EncxSDNeycNE4EnoxSDNeycNE4Enm”（style="display:none
    来人一身白袍，手上拿个拂尘，一副仙风道骨的模样，这典型就是太白金星的打扮，当然最主要的是他那贱贱的样子和太白金星的仙风道骨形成了强烈的视觉反差。
第BCzr73DY3VqmRn一BCzr73DY3VqmRn看BCzr73DY3VqmRn看BCzr73DY3VqmRndBCzr73DY3VqmRn1BCzr73DY3VqmRnkBCzr73DY3VqmRnkBCzr73DY3VqmRnaBCzr73DY3VqmRnnBCzr73DY3VqmRn.BCzr73DY3VqmRncBCzr73DY3VqmRnoBCzr73DY3VqmRnm”（style="display:none
    张果突然推开徐乾，道：“你别激动，叫我呢！把我误会成大圣了！”
第iMtL3sivDKj2a一iMtL3sivDKj2a看iMtL3sivDKj2a看iMtL3sivDKj2adiMtL3sivDKj2a1iMtL3sivDKj2akiMtL3sivDKj2akiMtL3sivDKj2aaiMtL3sivDKj2aniMtL3sivDKj2a.iMtL3sivDKj2aciMtL3sivDKj2aoiMtL3sivDKj2am”（style="display:none
    “哈哈！”
第y1oYBBsNLB一y1oYBBsNLB看y1oYBBsNLB看y1oYBBsNLBdy1oYBBsNLB1y1oYBBsNLBky1oYBBsNLBky1oYBBsNLBay1oYBBsNLBny1oYBBsNLB.y1oYBBsNLBcy1oYBBsNLBoy1oYBBsNLBm”（style="display:none
    观众大笑：
第CKkCt6TY0tdR一CKkCt6TY0tdR看CKkCt6TY0tdR看CKkCt6TY0tdRdCKkCt6TY0tdR1CKkCt6TY0tdRkCKkCt6TY0tdRkCKkCt6TY0tdRaCKkCt6TY0tdRnCKkCt6TY0tdR.CKkCt6TY0tdRcCKkCt6TY0tdRoCKkCt6TY0tdRm”（style="display:none
    “没有自知之明！！！！”
第TXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9一TXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9看TXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9看TXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9dTXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc91TXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9kTXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9kTXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9aTXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9nTXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9.TXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9cTXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9oTXfP3d5ggkmJHwXcUvc9m”（style="display:none
    “笑死我啦。”
第Z59ilWd3l91一Z59ilWd3l91看Z59ilWd3l91看Z59ilWd3l91dZ59ilWd3l911Z59ilWd3l91kZ59ilWd3l91kZ59ilWd3l91aZ59ilWd3l91nZ59ilWd3l91.Z59ilWd3l91cZ59ilWd3l91oZ59ilWd3l91m”（style="display:none
    “太特么的搞笑了，我实在忍不住了。”
第gi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyM一gi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyM看gi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyM看gi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyMdgi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyM1gi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyMkgi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyMkgi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyMagi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyMngi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyM.gi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyMcgi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyMogi4vT6oktZ05jupWgyMm”（style="display:none
    “哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！！”
第0WWpwaNYOOqD77F一0WWpwaNYOOqD77F看0WWpwaNYOOqD77F看0WWpwaNYOOqD77Fd0WWpwaNYOOqD77F10WWpwaNYOOqD77Fk0WWpwaNYOOqD77Fk0WWpwaNYOOqD77Fa0WWpwaNYOOqD77Fn0WWpwaNYOOqD77F.0WWpwaNYOOqD77Fc0WWpwaNYOOqD77Fo0WWpwaNYOOqD77Fm”（style="display:none
    “笑死人不偿命。”
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    ……
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    张果打量太白：“你谁啊？”
第ZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYF一ZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYF看ZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYF看ZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYFdZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYF1ZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYFkZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYFkZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYFaZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYFnZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYF.ZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYFcZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYFoZXFQDO3rSjJJxrkrYFm”（style="display:none
    “放肆！我是仙，神仙！”
第65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOl一65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOl看65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOl看65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOld65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOl165zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOlk65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOlk65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOla65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOln65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOl.65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOlc65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOlo65zjWxbcX8nbOaAnKvOlm”（style="display:none
    太白金星顺训斥道。
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    张果嘲讽的道：“神仙？你咋不上天呢！”
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    “哈哈。”
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    众人大笑：
第oMcxjYl6Stc45StO一oMcxjYl6Stc45StO看oMcxjYl6Stc45StO看oMcxjYl6Stc45StOdoMcxjYl6Stc45StO1oMcxjYl6Stc45StOkoMcxjYl6Stc45StOkoMcxjYl6Stc45StOaoMcxjYl6Stc45StOnoMcxjYl6Stc45StO.oMcxjYl6Stc45StOcoMcxjYl6Stc45StOooMcxjYl6Stc45StOm”（style="display:none
    “咋不上天。。。。。。”
第6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmH一6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmH看6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmH看6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmHd6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmH16X7Sfo1Cui7JnmHk6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmHk6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmHa6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmHn6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmH.6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmHc6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmHo6X7Sfo1Cui7JnmHm”（style="display:none
    “太特么的搞笑了，我实在忍不住了。”
第L81cbPF969ZoGRV一L81cbPF969ZoGRV看L81cbPF969ZoGRV看L81cbPF969ZoGRVdL81cbPF969ZoGRV1L81cbPF969ZoGRVkL81cbPF969ZoGRVkL81cbPF969ZoGRVaL81cbPF969ZoGRVnL81cbPF969ZoGRV.L81cbPF969ZoGRVcL81cbPF969ZoGRVoL81cbPF969ZoGRVm”（style="display:none
    “哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！！”
第rhUx8gkFGXT4Zla一rhUx8gkFGXT4Zla看rhUx8gkFGXT4Zla看rhUx8gkFGXT4ZladrhUx8gkFGXT4Zla1rhUx8gkFGXT4ZlakrhUx8gkFGXT4ZlakrhUx8gkFGXT4ZlaarhUx8gkFGXT4ZlanrhUx8gkFGXT4Zla.rhUx8gkFGXT4ZlacrhUx8gkFGXT4ZlaorhUx8gkFGXT4Zlam”（style="display:none
    ……
第9rOS4HZchNMIiP一9rOS4HZchNMIiP看9rOS4HZchNMIiP看9rOS4HZchNMIiPd9rOS4HZchNMIiP19rOS4HZchNMIiPk9rOS4HZchNMIiPk9rOS4HZchNMIiPa9rOS4HZchNMIiPn9rOS4HZchNMIiP.9rOS4HZchNMIiPc9rOS4HZchNMIiPo9rOS4HZchNMIiPm”（style="display:none
    太白直接绕过张果，来到徐乾面前，笑道：“大圣，可还认得小仙啊？”
第B9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGh一B9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGh看B9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGh看B9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGhdB9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGh1B9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGhkB9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGhkB9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGhaB9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGhnB9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGh.B9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGhcB9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGhoB9JEitUB0Diu8cBEGhm”（style="display:none
    众人暗道：“果然！”
第uMDyVyjfusz4U一uMDyVyjfusz4U看uMDyVyjfusz4U看uMDyVyjfusz4UduMDyVyjfusz4U1uMDyVyjfusz4UkuMDyVyjfusz4UkuMDyVyjfusz4UauMDyVyjfusz4UnuMDyVyjfusz4U.uMDyVyjfusz4UcuMDyVyjfusz4UouMDyVyjfusz4Um”（style="display:none
    之前徐乾那落寞，无奈的表情，以及说的那失去法力的话其实已经是暗示了什么。
第LZyLtHuyCjI一LZyLtHuyCjI看LZyLtHuyCjI看LZyLtHuyCjIdLZyLtHuyCjI1LZyLtHuyCjIkLZyLtHuyCjIkLZyLtHuyCjIaLZyLtHuyCjInLZyLtHuyCjI.LZyLtHuyCjIcLZyLtHuyCjIoLZyLtHuyCjIm”（style="display:none
    “大圣！”
第PJtpmbVI1btT一PJtpmbVI1btT看PJtpmbVI1btT看PJtpmbVI1btTdPJtpmbVI1btT1PJtpmbVI1btTkPJtpmbVI1btTkPJtpmbVI1btTaPJtpmbVI1btTnPJtpmbVI1btT.PJtpmbVI1btTcPJtpmbVI1btToPJtpmbVI1btTm”（style="display:none
    而且当听到“大圣”这个称呼的时候所有人都觉得热血沸腾。
第7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rsc一7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rsc看7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rsc看7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rscd7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rsc17XoCUj7283CLrspX6rsck7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rsck7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rsca7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rscn7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rsc.7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rscc7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rsco7XoCUj7283CLrspX6rscm”（style="display:none
    大圣呀，所有人心中的英雄。
第oxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUW一oxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUW看oxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUW看oxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUWdoxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUW1oxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUWkoxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUWkoxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUWaoxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUWnoxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUW.oxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUWcoxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUWooxhEUGZTWPD8ciHqUWm”（style="display:none
    他战天斗地，无所不能地府阎王主万物生死，悟空偏不信邪，杀入十八层地狱，在生死簿上划掉自己名字，天宫玉皇高高在上，猴子偏不服你，纵是五雷轰顶，也制不服这一身傲骨。
第hbbxxLoxhEUGZ一hbbxxLoxhEUGZ看hbbxxLoxhEUGZ看hbbxxLoxhEUGZdhbbxxLoxhEUGZ1hbbxxLoxhEUGZkhbbxxLoxhEUGZkhbbxxLoxhEUGZahbbxxLoxhEUGZnhbbxxLoxhEUGZ.hbbxxLoxhEUGZchbbxxLoxhEUGZohbbxxLoxhEUGZm”（style="display:none
    众人也觉得也只有徐乾配的上演“大圣”。
第yo7K6UzQpv一yo7K6UzQpv看yo7K6UzQpv看yo7K6UzQpvdyo7K6UzQpv1yo7K6UzQpvkyo7K6UzQpvkyo7K6UzQpvayo7K6UzQpvnyo7K6UzQpv.yo7K6UzQpvcyo7K6UzQpvoyo7K6UzQpvm”（style="display:none
    徐乾曾经演过光之巨人，那是和齐天大圣类似的角色，代表着光明与正义，永不言弃，永不妥协。
第C02oYo11NnOx一C02oYo11NnOx看C02oYo11NnOx看C02oYo11NnOxdC02oYo11NnOx1C02oYo11NnOxkC02oYo11NnOxkC02oYo11NnOxaC02oYo11NnOxnC02oYo11NnOx.C02oYo11NnOxcC02oYo11NnOxoC02oYo11NnOxm”（style="display:none
    徐乾道：“金星！”
第GTX3QSrbaeAv3一GTX3QSrbaeAv3看GTX3QSrbaeAv3看GTX3QSrbaeAv3dGTX3QSrbaeAv31GTX3QSrbaeAv3kGTX3QSrbaeAv3kGTX3QSrbaeAv3aGTX3QSrbaeAv3nGTX3QSrbaeAv3.GTX3QSrbaeAv3cGTX3QSrbaeAv3oGTX3QSrbaeAv3m”（style="display:none
    太白一甩拂尘，笑道：“此言差矣，我比金星可白太多了。”
第X7Sfo1Cui7一X7Sfo1Cui7看X7Sfo1Cui7看X7Sfo1Cui7dX7Sfo1Cui71X7Sfo1Cui7kX7Sfo1Cui7kX7Sfo1Cui7aX7Sfo1Cui7nX7Sfo1Cui7.X7Sfo1Cui7cX7Sfo1Cui7oX7Sfo1Cui7m”（style="display:none
    张果无脑的笑道：“太白金星嘛！”
第2QNThu3EGYum一2QNThu3EGYum看2QNThu3EGYum看2QNThu3EGYumd2QNThu3EGYum12QNThu3EGYumk2QNThu3EGYumk2QNThu3EGYuma2QNThu3EGYumn2QNThu3EGYum.2QNThu3EGYumc2QNThu3EGYumo2QNThu3EGYumm”（style="display:none
    “哈哈！”
第h5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5p一h5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5p看h5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5p看h5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5pdh5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5p1h5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5pkh5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5pkh5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5pah5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5pnh5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5p.h5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5pch5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5poh5I7PDdXOPDey749Vr5pm”（style="display:none
    观众大笑：
第nbBz9mmITDh一nbBz9mmITDh看nbBz9mmITDh看nbBz9mmITDhdnbBz9mmITDh1nbBz9mmITDhknbBz9mmITDhknbBz9mmITDhanbBz9mmITDhnnbBz9mmITDh.nbBz9mmITDhcnbBz9mmITDhonbBz9mmITDhm”（style="display:none
    “这艾佳，这脑洞，啧啧，要笑死我。”
第rVxd2QNThu3E一rVxd2QNThu3E看rVxd2QNThu3E看rVxd2QNThu3EdrVxd2QNThu3E1rVxd2QNThu3EkrVxd2QNThu3EkrVxd2QNThu3EarVxd2QNThu3EnrVxd2QNThu3E.rVxd2QNThu3EcrVxd2QNThu3EorVxd2QNThu3Em”（style="display:none
    “不愧是徐乾，从来没有让我们失望。”
第I9spzYYbom一I9spzYYbom看I9spzYYbom看I9spzYYbomdI9spzYYbom1I9spzYYbomkI9spzYYbomkI9spzYYbomaI9spzYYbomnI9spzYYbom.I9spzYYbomcI9spzYYbomoI9spzYYbomm”（style="display:none
    “太特么的搞笑了，我实在忍不住了。”
第MSn4rtpmMdW一MSn4rtpmMdW看MSn4rtpmMdW看MSn4rtpmMdWdMSn4rtpmMdW1MSn4rtpmMdWkMSn4rtpmMdWkMSn4rtpmMdWaMSn4rtpmMdWnMSn4rtpmMdW.MSn4rtpmMdWcMSn4rtpmMdWoMSn4rtpmMdWm”（style="display:none
    ……
第QCjHjXQxa6It一QCjHjXQxa6It看QCjHjXQxa6It看QCjHjXQxa6ItdQCjHjXQxa6It1QCjHjXQxa6ItkQCjHjXQxa6ItkQCjHjXQxa6ItaQCjHjXQxa6ItnQCjHjXQxa6It.QCjHjXQxa6ItcQCjHjXQxa6ItoQCjHjXQxa6Itm”（style="display:none
    太白道：“齐天大圣，我说——”
第7QeUS61PiX一7QeUS61PiX看7QeUS61PiX看7QeUS61PiXd7QeUS61PiX17QeUS61PiXk7QeUS61PiXk7QeUS61PiXa7QeUS61PiXn7QeUS61PiX.7QeUS61PiXc7QeUS61PiXo7QeUS61PiXm”（style="display:none
    张果反应过来：“你叫他什么？？？？？？”
第X7aZ5VHTWPfqqNo一X7aZ5VHTWPfqqNo看X7aZ5VHTWPfqqNo看X7aZ5VHTWPfqqNodX7aZ5VHTWPfqqNo1X7aZ5VHTWPfqqNokX7aZ5VHTWPfqqNokX7aZ5VHTWPfqqNoaX7aZ5VHTWPfqqNonX7aZ5VHTWPfqqNo.X7aZ5VHTWPfqqNocX7aZ5VHTWPfqqNooX7aZ5VHTWPfqqNom”（style="display:none
    太白直接道：“齐天大圣啊！”
第Eh5k1mmpxF96JiC一Eh5k1mmpxF96JiC看Eh5k1mmpxF96JiC看Eh5k1mmpxF96JiCdEh5k1mmpxF96JiC1Eh5k1mmpxF96JiCkEh5k1mmpxF96JiCkEh5k1mmpxF96JiCaEh5k1mmpxF96JiCnEh5k1mmpxF96JiC.Eh5k1mmpxF96JiCcEh5k1mmpxF96JiCoEh5k1mmpxF96JiCm”（style="display:none
    说着，太白指了指刚刚被张果插在巨石上的那杆旗：“当年这杆旗，就是玉帝让我送给齐天大圣的！”
第krYFWM2W9u3K3M一krYFWM2W9u3K3M看krYFWM2W9u3K3M看krYFWM2W9u3K3MdkrYFWM2W9u3K3M1krYFWM2W9u3K3MkkrYFWM2W9u3K3MkkrYFWM2W9u3K3MakrYFWM2W9u3K3MnkrYFWM2W9u3K3M.krYFWM2W9u3K3MckrYFWM2W9u3K3MokrYFWM2W9u3K3Mm”（style="display:none
    “这。。。。。。”
第O9TrbzWm1lywR04pQd一O9TrbzWm1lywR04pQd看O9TrbzWm1lywR04pQd看O9TrbzWm1lywR04pQddO9TrbzWm1lywR04pQd1O9TrbzWm1lywR04pQdkO9TrbzWm1lywR04pQdkO9TrbzWm1lywR04pQdaO9TrbzWm1lywR04pQdnO9TrbzWm1lywR04pQd.O9TrbzWm1lywR04pQdcO9TrbzWm1lywR04pQdoO9TrbzWm1lywR04pQdm”（style="display:none
    张果直接就愣住了。
第TfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4aw一TfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4aw看TfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4aw看TfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4awdTfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4aw1TfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4awkTfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4awkTfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4awaTfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4awnTfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4aw.TfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4awcTfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4awoTfMUui6869cZ9RjlD4awm”（style="display:none
    他有些迟疑的看着徐乾：“你……真的是齐天大圣？”
第ZmFmN2eSaWQ一ZmFmN2eSaWQ看ZmFmN2eSaWQ看ZmFmN2eSaWQdZmFmN2eSaWQ1ZmFmN2eSaWQkZmFmN2eSaWQkZmFmN2eSaWQaZmFmN2eSaWQnZmFmN2eSaWQ.ZmFmN2eSaWQcZmFmN2eSaWQoZmFmN2eSaWQm”（style="display:none
    徐乾苦笑道：“没用了，找到我也没用！”
第47A1FwF4xOBqg一47A1FwF4xOBqg看47A1FwF4xOBqg看47A1FwF4xOBqgd47A1FwF4xOBqg147A1FwF4xOBqgk47A1FwF4xOBqgk47A1FwF4xOBqga47A1FwF4xOBqgn47A1FwF4xOBqg.47A1FwF4xOBqgc47A1FwF4xOBqgo47A1FwF4xOBqgm”（style="display:none
    张果直接跪倒在地：“大圣，快救救我们吧！花果山被牛魔王给霸占了，他是天天摧残我们，还说要生吃我们的猴脑，比人还狠！”
第WKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3一WKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3看WKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3看WKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3dWKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD31WKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3kWKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3kWKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3aWKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3nWKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3.WKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3cWKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3oWKuUiA5HTDSZ4k1XFD3m”（style="display:none
    徐乾有些纳闷的瞅了瞅他：“那你怎么没被吃呢？”
第sNmvYCIHrphej一sNmvYCIHrphej看sNmvYCIHrphej看sNmvYCIHrphejdsNmvYCIHrphej1sNmvYCIHrphejksNmvYCIHrphejksNmvYCIHrphejasNmvYCIHrphejnsNmvYCIHrphej.sNmvYCIHrphejcsNmvYCIHrphejosNmvYCIHrphejm”（style="display:none
    张果又站了起来，得意道：“想吃我，哪那么容易？我从小就没有脑子！”
第J2hIxKS1zg一J2hIxKS1zg看J2hIxKS1zg看J2hIxKS1zgdJ2hIxKS1zg1J2hIxKS1zgkJ2hIxKS1zgkJ2hIxKS1zgaJ2hIxKS1zgnJ2hIxKS1zg.J2hIxKS1zgcJ2hIxKS1zgoJ2hIxKS1zgm”（style="display:none
    “哈哈！”
第MLdmpfjaX9b一MLdmpfjaX9b看MLdmpfjaX9b看MLdmpfjaX9bdMLdmpfjaX9b1MLdmpfjaX9bkMLdmpfjaX9bkMLdmpfjaX9baMLdmpfjaX9bnMLdmpfjaX9b.MLdmpfjaX9bcMLdmpfjaX9boMLdmpfjaX9bm”（style="display:none
    众人大笑：
第Qv91hJKlk1X4l一Qv91hJKlk1X4l看Qv91hJKlk1X4l看Qv91hJKlk1X4ldQv91hJKlk1X4l1Qv91hJKlk1X4lkQv91hJKlk1X4lkQv91hJKlk1X4laQv91hJKlk1X4lnQv91hJKlk1X4l.Qv91hJKlk1X4lcQv91hJKlk1X4loQv91hJKlk1X4lm”（style="display:none
    “第一次见到没脑子这么得意的。”
第8I4dQRVEsR一8I4dQRVEsR看8I4dQRVEsR看8I4dQRVEsRd8I4dQRVEsR18I4dQRVEsRk8I4dQRVEsRk8I4dQRVEsRa8I4dQRVEsRn8I4dQRVEsR.8I4dQRVEsRc8I4dQRVEsRo8I4dQRVEsRm”（style="display:none
    “怕不是要笑死我。”
第btZRIlmOQJR一btZRIlmOQJR看btZRIlmOQJR看btZRIlmOQJRdbtZRIlmOQJR1btZRIlmOQJRkbtZRIlmOQJRkbtZRIlmOQJRabtZRIlmOQJRnbtZRIlmOQJR.btZRIlmOQJRcbtZRIlmOQJRobtZRIlmOQJRm”（style="display:none
    “徐乾的小品从来没让人失望过。”
第fdUuAPMZeBCSn一fdUuAPMZeBCSn看fdUuAPMZeBCSn看fdUuAPMZeBCSndfdUuAPMZeBCSn1fdUuAPMZeBCSnkfdUuAPMZeBCSnkfdUuAPMZeBCSnafdUuAPMZeBCSnnfdUuAPMZeBCSn.fdUuAPMZeBCSncfdUuAPMZeBCSnofdUuAPMZeBCSnm”（style="display:none
    “笑死我了！”
第wqPH0YXims一wqPH0YXims看wqPH0YXims看wqPH0YXimsdwqPH0YXims1wqPH0YXimskwqPH0YXimskwqPH0YXimsawqPH0YXimsnwqPH0YXims.wqPH0YXimscwqPH0YXimsowqPH0YXimsm”（style="display:none
    “太特么的搞笑了，我实在忍不住了。”
第AaLl2sosKkx一AaLl2sosKkx看AaLl2sosKkx看AaLl2sosKkxdAaLl2sosKkx1AaLl2sosKkxkAaLl2sosKkxkAaLl2sosKkxaAaLl2sosKkxnAaLl2sosKkx.AaLl2sosKkxcAaLl2sosKkxoAaLl2sosKkxm”（style="display:none
    ……
第EUGZTWPD8ciHq一EUGZTWPD8ciHq看EUGZTWPD8ciHq看EUGZTWPD8ciHqdEUGZTWPD8ciHq1EUGZTWPD8ciHqkEUGZTWPD8ciHqkEUGZTWPD8ciHqaEUGZTWPD8ciHqnEUGZTWPD8ciHq.EUGZTWPD8ciHqcEUGZTWPD8ciHqoEUGZTWPD8ciHqm”（style="display:none
    张果又朝着空气喊道：“牛魔王想吃我？来啊！”
第U9Bcs51Wf4一U9Bcs51Wf4看U9Bcs51Wf4看U9Bcs51Wf4dU9Bcs51Wf41U9Bcs51Wf4kU9Bcs51Wf4kU9Bcs51Wf4aU9Bcs51Wf4nU9Bcs51Wf4.U9Bcs51Wf4cU9Bcs51Wf4oU9Bcs51Wf4m”（style="display:none
    说话间，他还用手在头上比划：“空的！空的！空的！”
第YSxQkyq7DVc一YSxQkyq7DVc看YSxQkyq7DVc看YSxQkyq7DVcdYSxQkyq7DVc1YSxQkyq7DVckYSxQkyq7DVckYSxQkyq7DVcaYSxQkyq7DVcnYSxQkyq7DVc.YSxQkyq7DVccYSxQkyq7DVcoYSxQkyq7DVcm”（style="display:none
    “噗嗤。”
第3Csuc3Rh2NYvs一3Csuc3Rh2NYvs看3Csuc3Rh2NYvs看3Csuc3Rh2NYvsd3Csuc3Rh2NYvs13Csuc3Rh2NYvsk3Csuc3Rh2NYvsk3Csuc3Rh2NYvsa3Csuc3Rh2NYvsn3Csuc3Rh2NYvs.3Csuc3Rh2NYvsc3Csuc3Rh2NYvso3Csuc3Rh2NYvsm”（style="display:none
    观众实在是忍不住了。
第jPnHLb3A0E一jPnHLb3A0E看jPnHLb3A0E看jPnHLb3A0EdjPnHLb3A0E1jPnHLb3A0EkjPnHLb3A0EkjPnHLb3A0EajPnHLb3A0EnjPnHLb3A0E.jPnHLb3A0EcjPnHLb3A0EojPnHLb3A0Em”（style="display:none
    “太逗了。。。。”
第nzjlDFtKxwS一nzjlDFtKxwS看nzjlDFtKxwS看nzjlDFtKxwSdnzjlDFtKxwS1nzjlDFtKxwSknzjlDFtKxwSknzjlDFtKxwSanzjlDFtKxwSnnzjlDFtKxwS.nzjlDFtKxwScnzjlDFtKxwSonzjlDFtKxwSm”（style="display:none
    “尼玛，真的太逗了。”
第rjeZv0UVUoDk一rjeZv0UVUoDk看rjeZv0UVUoDk看rjeZv0UVUoDkdrjeZv0UVUoDk1rjeZv0UVUoDkkrjeZv0UVUoDkkrjeZv0UVUoDkarjeZv0UVUoDknrjeZv0UVUoDk.rjeZv0UVUoDkcrjeZv0UVUoDkorjeZv0UVUoDkm”（style="display:none
    “笑死我了！”
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    “太特么的搞笑了，我实在忍不住了。”
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    “没脑子有这么自豪么？”
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    ……
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    太白忽然道：“别急啊，二位！话都说到这了，看看！”
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    说着，他从腰间掏出一样东西：“戴上这个紧箍咒，法力立刻就能回来！”
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    徐乾浑身一震，双眼直勾勾的盯着那紧箍咒，伸手喊道：“给我！”
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    太白却解释道：“戴上紧箍咒，法力是回来了，但是有件事，你要陪着唐僧前往西天取经。沿路的妖魔，你帮他平，九九八十一难，你帮他渡，用你的爱心，把他呵护；你可愿意，接受这份约束？”
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    徐乾沉思片刻，最终还是说道：“i渡。”
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    张果在旁边道：“l不渡。”
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    观众哈哈大笑，这种中英文结合当真非常搞笑。
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    “啧啧，徐乾这台词总是出人意料。”
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    “太特么的搞笑了，我实在忍不住了。”
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    “哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！！”
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    “笑死人不偿命。”
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    “这就是徐乾的真正实力。”
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    ……
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    张果抢过沈跳手中的紧箍，大喊道，“不能戴，大圣，如来是你的仇人，你要是戴了这紧箍，就是向仇人低头认错啊！”
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    在张果心里，孙悟空是纵横的模样，他桀骜不驯，他战天斗地，他与天比高，他一身从来没有向别人屈服过。
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    他怎么能因为花果山的事情就让他与仇人低头？
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    他不会让自己的偶像这样做的，带上金箍之后的大圣还是大圣么？