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    平鸿轩大诗师在诗里拍仙姑寨的马屁,说“八方明翠近烟波,仙寨高筵挂绮罗”。
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    陈成就不会嘛?
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    当然也能啊!
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    “仙女下凡地自偏”!
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    刘仙姑是天上下来的神仙嘛,仙子都是不食人间烟火,远离尘俗的,所以她居住的肯定是一处人烟稀罕的的“人间仙境”!
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    原本“地自偏”,说的是仙姑寨位于大唐绝远的边陲之地宜州,而且也不是州治所在,在偏僻的宜州也是偏僻的所在。
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    像这样的地方,原应更容易想到“鸟不拉屎”,可陈成加个“仙女下凡”,一下就变成了有逼格的世外桃源了!
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    而且到了这里的客人也不要召集,你们也有沾沾仙气的机会:
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    安排茶具即神仙,只要茶具安排上了,能喝到仙姑寨的香茶,那你们也能人人在人间仙境仙姑寨里原地升仙了!
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    “仙……仙”的回环结构,延续了陈成今年见了崔颢以来的创作习惯,也是他能使用好的一种模板,对战平鸿轩这么重要的场合,自然要首先安排上!
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    众人看着陈成的首联,若有所思:
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    原地升仙不假,可问题是——
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    被安排了“茶具”的,今天到现在好像也就你陈某人一个人吧?
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    我们连那“茶”是什么滋味,都还一无所知呢!
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    陈成心想:
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    原来只有我一个人喝到了“仙茶”吗?
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    那我还真是……
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    幸运呀!
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    不急不急!
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    你们没有喝道,我来给你们描述描述!
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    这茶是什么茶?
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    雨前香茗甘泉试!
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    谷雨前采制的香茶就叫“雨前”,向有“雨前是上品,明前是珍品”的说法,比如大名鼎鼎的“雨前龙井”和“明前龙井”。之所以强调“雨前”,是因为温度对茶叶的影响非常的大,在春茶季节,气温越高茶叶品质越低,气温越低品质越好。同时,根据每年的节气,清明节之前一般气温处于低温缓慢向高温回暖的时节,过了清明,往往气温急剧攀升。谷雨后就变更差了。俗谚语说:“早采三天是个宝,迟采三天变成草。“可见陈某人喝到的“仙茶”,应该是一种类似龙井的比较偏“幼嫩”的茶。
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    毕竟茶叶么,就好像少女,什么幼齿的最喜欢了!(变态!)
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    那这么好的茶叶,是用什么手法烹制出来的呢?
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    鼎沸支铛活火煎!
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    苏轼看到这句肯定又要怒斥陈某人剽窃!
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    此句自然来自他那《汲江煎茶》中的“活水还须活火煮,自临钓石取深清”了。
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    何为“活火”?明亮可见之火。
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    何为“活水”?灵动有源之水!
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    这样煮出来的茶,哪怕你加树叶都好喝!
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    有了这样的茶,你就“休对故人思故国,且将新火试新茶”吧!
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    喝完之后是怎样的情韵?
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    风入鸣鸾添雅韵,石边有鹤避轻烟!
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    清风徐来,听到犹如鸾鸟的鸣唱,颇增雅韵;
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    山石嶙峋,有鹤飞翔,轻轻避过飞烟!
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    好一派“登仙升极”的景象!
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    看得我都想“冲烟而飞鸣,作青云白鹤,怡然称快”了!
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    颈联颇有“通感”之妙,以声色的美妙,反衬仙茶之美,颇像卢仝《走笔谢孟谏议寄新茶》(俗称《七碗茶歌》)说“七碗吃不得也,唯觉两腋习习清风生。蓬莱山,在何处。玉川子,乘此清风欲归去”!
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    旁人感慨完毕,也可以换陈大诗师自己感慨了!
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    他说:
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    平生自得清闲味——
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    想要清闲,非常简单!只需一碗茶,一箪食,江山之清风,山间之明月,耳得之则为声,目遇之则成色,口饮之则解渴……(苏轼:你真以为我不打你吗?!)
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    有了这些,我还干嘛羡慕陶渊明曾入得桃花源呢?
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    “不对吧?”郭小四嘀咕道:“去桃花源的是‘武陵人’,而不是‘陶渊明’吧?”
第RzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNj一RzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNj看RzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNj看RzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNjdRzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNj1RzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNjkRzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNjkRzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNjaRzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNjnRzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNj.RzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNjcRzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNjoRzaLXkGT0DiTPY7WNjm”(style="display:none
    小六道:“他没去过的话,写的哪门子的《桃花源记》呢?”
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    这个美丽的方外之地,世外桃源,其实本来就只存在于陶渊明的想象中。
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    腾格尔老师的《桃花源》唱得好:
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    陶渊明在晋朝,
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    写了桃花源,
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    名扬千百年。
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    陶渊明梦桃花,
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    梦里的事,
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    美丽诱人又伤悲,
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    桃花源美人多……
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    看到没,桃花源里最美的,就是“美人很多”。
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    现在仙姑寨里漂亮的小姐姐也很多,未到桃源,更胜桃源!所以“不羡渊明入桃源”啊!
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    甚至陶老师都不是“入桃源”,他只是“梦桃源”、“写桃源”,哪有我亲眼见仙女,喝仙茶带劲!
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    这样想着,看着自己的诗,陈成回味无穷,咂咂嘴,似乎刚刚喝的那碗香茶还有回甘。
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    看他如此,看客们更加埋怨为什么“仙女”只给一碗仙茶让陈成喝了,我们也要想“不羡渊明不羡潜”啊!(陶潜字渊明)
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    “梦见哥,你那碗……真的很好喝吗?”七少也忍不住眼巴巴地望着他。
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    “甜?”蒋飞猜测着“仙茶”的滋味,能让梦见哥哥那么回味,那肯定是“甜味”了。
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    “甜!”陈成眨眨眼睛,看着如此单纯、如此容易被人蒙蔽的小可爱们,很想告诉他们:
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    甜?
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    不仅不甜!
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    差点把我的胆汁都苦出来了!
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    造孽啊!
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    天底下怎么会有这么难喝的东西!
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    明明陈成已经非常警觉了,可还是中了人家的“奸计”,当那一口苦汁刺激着舌尖到肠胃,陈成也觉察到献茶小妹妹嘴角狡黠的微笑!
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    年轻人!不讲武德!偷袭我这个14岁的老人家!我大意了没有闪!
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    她们想让陈某人出糗,可是我见多识广,什么没有经历过!
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    我不但不会让你们觉得我在受苦,还要让你们觉得我在“享福”!
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    我不但脸上露出无比享用的样子,事后还有写一首诗来夸赞它!
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    不仅要在滋味上把它吹上天,还要抬出苏轼加陶潜,提高它的精神品味!
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    这就是我,连消带打,接、化、发!
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    对于这样的小妹妹,我想告诉你几句话:
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    你不讲武德,来骗,来偷袭,我这样的老同志,这好吗?这不好。
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    我劝这位小妹妹耗子尾汁,好好反思,以后不要再犯这样的聪明!
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    小聪明!
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    武林要以和为贵,要讲武德,不要搞窝里斗!
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    谢谢朋友们!
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    不过话说回来,刚刚我喝的那不会真的是“耗子尾汁”吧?
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    真是越想越恶心!
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    呕!
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    陈成脸上带着陶渊明苏东坡那样高深莫测的姨妈笑,腹中却是翻江倒海,甚至怀疑自己活不过今晚……
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    ……
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    木楼上,天仙姐姐和一群小姐妹看着喝完“耗子尾汁”的陈成,满嘴胡说八道,把一碗“苦汁”说得天上有地下无的,简直要笑疯了!
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    “哎呀呀!这个小陈郎君!怎么这么能鬼扯呢!”
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    “好笑死了!”
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    “我们真该把他收在寨子里,那以后可就好玩了!”
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    一开始她们也怀疑陈成并没有中她们的小把戏,又或者是派出去的彩花妹心软,临去给陈成的碗里加了糖了——
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    可是不信邪的彩花妹自己回来尝了一勺,差点原地爆炸!
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    “呸呸呸!”
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    苦汁一点问题没有!苦出天际!
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    至于陈成,你不要看他面带微笑,光是他揉肚子、摸喉咙120遍来看,他也是硬撑着呢!
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    至于他担心性命的问题……
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    “活不过今晚?不不,‘苦汁’补得很!”
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    这玩意,既不是茶,也不是饮料,确切说,应该是一种稀奇古怪的“药”,乃是仙姑寨的秘方,说是“仙药”也不算为过。
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    头昏脑胀,饮几口“苦汁”立马神清气爽;
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    肿毒化脓,咀嚼一把“苦汁”剩下的渣渣敷之,次日便消炎结痂;
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    孩儿热痱,温淡苦汁洗之,一扫而光!(陈成:“……”特么不会是云南白药吧?云南白药也有点苦,可没有这么苦啊!再说这里是广西也不是云南啊……)
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    总之,这是一种类似后世修仁茶那样的“蛮茶”,只是滋味上十分放飞,完全没有理会饮用者受得了受不了!
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    可也正是这样,陈成在剧烈反应下还是喝了它——
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    因为毒药的话,一般还是会伪装成“香甜口”的,就好像《九品芝麻官》里星爷说:一包糖,一斤砒霜,比芝麻糊还稠啊,你敢喝?
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    这碗“耗子尾汁”,不管有没有好处,权且猜它大概率没有坏处吧,说不定是种凉茶呢。(据说凉茶就是张丞相发明的,开元四年张九龄由长安称病南归,返故里孝养其母。患瘴疠后日喝两碗金银花、淡竹叶、甘草等药用植物熬制的凉茶得以见好,后人命名‘张九龄’凉茶,又说具有泻火解毒、凉血利咽的功效,适用口舌生疮,咽喉肿痛、心烦。等后来广西有了罗汉果,凉茶就更美味了。作者菌写本书时,基本上手边都泡着一杯罗汉果哈哈哈!)
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    总之,木楼上小姐妹们笑得开心,下面吹嘘自己“不嫌渊明入桃源”的陈成笑得开心,众围观者也不约而同地给出了自己对第一首诗胜负的判断:
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    陈大诗师胜!
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    很好得出结论啊!
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    一个酒,一个茶,一个让人麻痹,一个让人清醒!
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    一首诗里卖弄着自己的人际关系,各种大诗师的朋友圈;
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    一首诗亲近自然,追随先贤;
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    两个人都在诗里致敬了陶渊明,陶渊明也的确是一个酒鬼——
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    可是平大诗师写的仍然是一个世俗的仙姑寨;
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    陈大诗师却通过一碗茶写出了一个理想中的仙界!
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    这一局,不让他赢,让谁赢!
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    之前不是有人说陈大诗师写不了七律嘛?
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    这是哪来的谣言?
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    单从这首诗来看,陈大诗师分明是七律的高手么!
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    “承让承让!”陈成向平大诗师及众人拱手,笑容可掬:“多谢!多谢!”
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    不善七律呢,我的确是出不善七律;
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    可是我可以选择站在巨人的肩膀上啊!
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    平时的时候我选择靠自己的实力;
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    到了关键时刻,我就要踩肩膀,甚至会把巨人的肩膀说成就是我的呢!
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    就好像这局他又添加了“陶渊明”元素,如果没记错,这已经是他第三次借助陶渊明战胜大诗师了……
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    陶老师真是我的必胜法宝呀!
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    很可惜,下一首诗不能加上你的元素了,因为我写的是……
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    “第二首诗!”陈成翻开自己的第二首大作:“食诗!诸君请看!”
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    众人被陈成的“饮诗”提高了期待,都想知道饮用了“仙茶”之后,陈大诗师又会展现怎样的“仙食”,可是一见之下,无人不满脸黑线!
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    诗曰:
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    腰围那管诮彭亨,一脔肥甘烈火烹!
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    曹刿能谋翻笑鄙,何曾每食不嫌精。
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    细君安在归怀肉,老母云亡恋遗羹。
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    从此无人嗤俭腹,便便一样说边生。
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    “恕我眼拙,”观众中有人问道:“陈大诗师写的这是……”
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    “不用眼拙。”陈成连连摇头:“也不用怀疑自己想错了。我这写的就是……”
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    烤猪……
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    众人:“……”
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    烤猪也能写成诗吗……
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    不是说我们看不起烤猪哈,才喝完了仙茶,再吃烤猪,是不是有点太粗鄙,不合适啊!
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    “我觉得很合适啊!”陈成心想,不来一只莫氏烤猪,实在难以压下我喝完“耗子尾汁”的恶心感!
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    而且我这诗亦庄亦谐,也是探讨一下烤猪在我国饮食文化中的内涵……
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    众人:“……”
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    恐怕没有这个必要吧……
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    用“你是个吃货”,已经可以概括一切了!
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    上来说:
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    腰围越来越粗,哪里顾得着别人说我“彭亨”呢?(鼓胀,膨大貌。)
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    你没看到一块肥硕甘美的肉正在烈火上烤制,然后刷上美味的酱汁嘛?
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    当初曹刿论战的时候,说“肉食者鄙,未能远谋”,吃肉的人都粗鄙愚蠢;
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    晋代的元老何曾(不是你想的“何时曾经”),食不厌精脍不厌细,尚奢豪,求华侈。其厨房所制作的馔肴,胜过王侯帝戚之家。司马炎每次举办宫廷盛宴,何曾都不食用太官烹制的馔肴,认为它们不如自己家制的味美,无法下咽。司马炎亦不恼怒,反而特许他自带家厨烹制的菜肴。著作的《食疏》,堪称古代的“米其林餐厅指南”,达官显贵评价一顿盛宴究竟“盛”不“盛”,要去看看有没有《食疏》上得菜。(虞悰曾吐槽南齐豫章王萧嶷说:“恨无黄颔!”可惜没有《食疏》里面记载的黄颔蛇啊!看到没,人家何曾不但吃肉,还吃蛇呢!)
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    颔联的这两句,摆明了就是吐槽“封建统治阶级的昏庸、愚蠢、奢靡”,没有劳动人民有智慧。
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    可问题是,陈大诗师你不是要夸“烤猪”嘛,用这两个例子,不是自己打自己的脸?
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    你是肉食者鄙,还是吃着烤猪的时候“恨无黄颔”啊?
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