第五百一一十一章 金箍棒的奥秘

    下午孙悟空果然搞来了辆马车。
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    就是那种简简单单，两个轱辘的平板车，连车棚都没有，前面套了头灰毛的老驴。简谱得一度让温舟怀疑自己是走进了历史的长河中……
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    “我得有二十年没见过这种车了！”温舟一脸古怪的看着孙悟空拿胡萝卜喂驴。
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    “你还见过这种车?”鸡肉惊诧的叫出了声，“我还以为这东西在秦朝就已经灭绝了呢……”
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    “没文化……”黄毛一脸骚包的指了指鸡肉，“看好了！”
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    黄毛攥了根羊皮编成的鞭子，迈着四方步走到了驴车边，伸出鞭子指了指驴背，“这个，是马鞍……嗯……驴鞍！正常驴鞍下边还会有口嚼，套在驴嘴上。连着驴鞍的是车杠，车杠连着车身！然后是车把式坐的地方，叫前沿，右边那个也一样！车轱辘上面的平台，叫轮台，后边是后沿！一般来讲马车坐人必须先把前面坐满，这叫压车，不然车就会翻过去，叫张沿子！！！”
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    “这都什么乱七八糟的……”温舟一脸茫然的看向黄毛，“我们东北那边都没这么多说法……”
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    “我更关心……你怎么和这头驴沟通呢?”鸡肉表情古怪的看向黄毛，“难不成你还懂兽语?”
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    “这么说也没毛病！”黄毛一脸得意的插起了腰，“架，就是前冲，吁，就是刹车，喔，就是拐弯，哨，就是后退，就这么简单！”
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    “就这么简单?”鸡肉惊讶的转头看向温舟。
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    “嘛……”温舟一脸古怪的点了点头，“如果这驴也有我们东北驴血统的话，大概就是这么简单……”
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    “那……走着?”孙悟空转过头看向三人。
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    鸡肉扫了眼温舟，立刻窜到了右边的前沿位置，“shot  gun！shot  gun！”
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    “头一回见到做驴车抢副驾驶位的，你指定是有点毛病……”温舟憋着笑，一声不吭的坐到了左侧的后沿。
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    孙悟空耸了耸肩膀，扛着金箍棒坐到了右侧的后沿。
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    然后温舟才搞懂，黄毛嘴里的会赶车，还真的就是指会赶车……
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    从头到尾，除了“架”，黄毛再没喊过别的词语，两米长的大鞭子甩的山响，一头步入中年的老驴，生生被他赶出了ae86的感觉，好在路上空旷，也没什么排水渠，不然温舟早被甩进了车轱辘下边……
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    本来温舟出门的时候也准备带两件兵器，但是思前想后，最终还是带出了他那用的极其顺手的平底锅，平常的时候就挂在后腰上耷拉在身后，充当个临时的四级甲。结果黄毛这一放飞自我，吓得温舟赶紧把平底锅从后腰上解了下来，没别的原因，那锅被颠的飞起，一下下砸的温舟尾巴骨疼……
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    鸡肉坐在副驾驶位上，兴奋的脸开始涨红，开口想唱歌，结果一张嘴全是颤音……
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    一辆双轮的驴车，愣是跑出了拉力赛般的刺激感，温舟回首身后，一路烟尘滚滚……
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    然后就看见黄毛一边挥舞着鞭子一边转头看向孙悟空，“你那棒子，多重?”
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    “几万斤吧！”孙悟空顺嘴回道，然后赶紧指了指前方。
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    温舟扫了眼这个开车不看路的不靠谱司机，忽然感觉自己怕是要和音回永别了……
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    “几万斤?”鸡肉眼睛一瞪，转过身直直的看向孙悟空手里的金箍棒，“这东西要是抡起来，还不得天地色变?”
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    “一万斤是五千公斤，换算成吨才五吨，你没见过拉土的那种卡车吗?”黄毛斜着眼看向鸡肉，“那卡车要是再超点载……跑在路上天地色变了吗?”
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    “抡起卡车砸人……也怪吓人了点……”鸡肉有点脸红，然后突然脸色一白，愣愣的转过头看向孙悟空，“驴车上驮了辆卡车?为什么没张沿子?”
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    “这东西不是这么论的！”孙悟空笑着挥舞了下金箍棒，“对于别人来说，它就是一根重达几万斤的棒子，但是在我手里，它没有重量！你可以理解为魔法，但是我更愿意理解为契约，我有资格，所以我拿的起来！”
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    “那我拿的动吗?”黄毛又好奇的转过身。
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    “很显然，你拿不动！”孙悟空笑着说道。
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    “但是你拿着金箍棒，车却能驮的动你?”鸡肉开口问道。
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    “嘛！”孙悟空皱着眉毛点了点头，“但是我需要举着它，不然它掉在马车上还是会把车砸塌……”
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    “也就是说你现在的体重计算，不是你的体重加上棒子的体重，而仅仅是你自己的体重?”温舟也来了兴趣。
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    “貌似是这样！”孙悟空轻轻的点了点头。
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    “那么也就是说，虽然我不能拿金箍棒砸人……”黄毛眼珠子开始乱转，“但是可以你拿着金箍棒，然后我拿着你来砸人?”
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    “我……可以用拿这个词来形容吗?”孙悟空表情有点古怪。
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    “拿、举、抱，都一个意思，可行不?”黄毛不死心的追问道。
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    “嗯……”孙悟空皱着眉毛思考了一会，“理论上是可以的！”
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    “我举起了金箍棒！！！”黄毛突然高举着鞭子，大声的吼道。
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    “很显然……你并没有！”孙悟空立刻开口打断道，“你只是举起……拿起……抱起了我，是我举起了金箍棒！”
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    黄毛眨了眨眼睛，“一个意思！”
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    “显然不是一个意思！”温舟皱着眉毛插嘴道。
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    “我觉得没区别……”鸡肉耸了耸肩膀开口说道，“就像是一条蛇和一个鸡蛋，当这个鸡蛋被放在了蛇的肚子里的时候，那么我提起了蛇，也就提起了鸡蛋！”
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    “那特么是被蛇偷吃了！”温舟没好气的吐槽道，“这是魔法，是契约，我觉得不能用物理学来解释！这更像是……你泡到了一个女朋友，然后你女朋友又泡到了两个男朋友，你总不能说你泡到了一个女朋友……和两个男朋友吧?”
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    鸡肉愣了愣，转头和黄毛对视了一会，然后一脸挫败的拍了下大腿，“你说的还真特么的有道理！”
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    “但是我并不觉得是魔法！”黄毛一本正经的开口说道，“瓦洛兰没这路数的魔法，契约倒是有可能，问题是……难道你的金箍棒有dna检测功能?”
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    “也有可能是有脸孔检测功能！”鸡肉立刻接话，“就像是上班打卡的那种人脸识别功能，我觉得我可以把脸上贴满毛后再试着去拿一拿……”
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    孙悟空一脸懵逼的看向鸡肉，“虽然我不知道你在说什么，但是我感觉我好像受到了侮辱……”
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    “我觉得还是dna！”黄毛撇着嘴说道，“假设，我把你的手砍下来，粘在金箍棒上，对于金箍棒来说，就一直有你的手在握着它，那么此时的它应该就是没有重量的，既然是没有重量的……那我自然就是能抡得动……”
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    黄毛右手拎着鞭子，左手拄着下巴，越思考眼睛越亮，然后动作缓慢的转过头，两只眼睛发光的看向孙悟空。
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    “你特么的给我滚！”孙悟空两只手藏到了身后，对着黄毛破口大骂。
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    “一只手是有点过分了……”黄毛挠了挠脸，“如果你的金箍棒够智能的话，可能只需要你的一层皮肤就够了……”
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    孙悟空不说话，只是把双手藏在身后使劲的摇脑袋。
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    温舟默默的擦了擦冷汗，得亏黄毛没穿越到漫威宇宙，不然雷神该睡不着觉了……