一二五、擦脚布

    西门庆醒来以后，已经是第二天的上午了～他是被自己笑醒的。
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    门外的两个亲兵，顶着黑眼圈，听到屋内传出的首长的猪叫。互相对视一眼，一脸的无奈。
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    事实上，他们俩在昨晚已经不止一次听见，此刻已经完全适应了。
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    从一个人躲在厕所里，美滋滋的品味李清照那首点绛唇…笑出猪叫～
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    再到后来，与苏轼，王诜，赵佶等人喝的酩酊大醉。以至于，自己是如何回家的都不知道。
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    李清照写给他的那首情诗，使得他无比振奋。细细想来，那首点绛唇还是挺有名的。
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    在他的记忆里，史书有载，李清照写这首词的时候，正是在家中花园荡秋千，然后看到了同父亲赵挺之一起来家中提亲的赵明诚。
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    在内心极度喜悦，外表极度羞涩，两种情绪交杂缠绕之下，写下了这首颇具争议的点绛唇。
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    而关于这首词，还引发了后世学者们的臆测和争论。一方赞扬李清照敢爱敢恨，天真烂漫，是一个豪放大方的女子。
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    另一方却借着字句之间流露出的女儿心态，几分羞涩，还有对爱情毫不掩饰的向往和期待。以此批判李清照性情浪荡，不知羞耻。
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    响起后者这些狗屁言论，西门庆不禁嗤之以鼻。
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    他觉得批判李清照的那这个砖家叫兽，和网路上嚣张跋扈，丧尽天良，杀人不见血，时常左右摇摆的键盘侠，喷子，毫无二致。
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    即便此时是古代，人们相对保守，可保守就不能抒发自己的感情么？
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    何况，自盛唐以来，到此时的大宋，可谓是古代历史上人权，言论自由的极致。
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    此时的人们，生活方式和思想是历朝历代最为接近后世的。
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    西门庆很想穿越回去好好打一打那些所谓学者的脸，丫的你们先把宋代历史，社会架构，风土人情，生活习惯都研究明白，理解透彻再来喷吧～
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    想着想着西门庆又是摇头一笑。
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    自己现在已经穿到一千年前了，何必跟一千年后的小辈计较呢？犯不着～毕竟这已经严重超出了以大欺小，恃强凌弱的范畴～
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    毕竟…那些人，此时此刻，连细胞都不算啊……然并卵的卵。
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    起床、洗漱、吃早餐～
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    昨晚这一切，已经快晌午了，百无聊赖……终于想起，昨晚上还抓了个人，鲁大师！
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    “再兴啊……昨晚那家伙，在哪呢？”
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    “首长！那厮关在厢房，就在三炮隔壁。这家伙从昨夜到现在，饭也不吃，水也不喝，一副……生吃鸟蛋的样子，寻死觅活的～”
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    “憨货！那是生无可恋！”
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    “额～嘿嘿嘿，首长，都是四个字，不都一样嘛！”
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    “希望你大爷！你去吃饭跟你去吃屎！一样么？”
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    “……额，不，不一样～”杨再兴沉思过后，揉着后脑勺，尴尬的讪笑起来。
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    “笑屁！走了～”西门庆没好气的拍了下杨再兴的后脑勺，迈步离去。
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    “首长好！”两个看守的亲兵，看到西门庆过来，连忙敬礼，然后跑过去推开了门。
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    “嗯！同志们辛苦了！”
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    “嘿嘿！不辛苦，为人民服务！”杨再兴伸着脑袋插嘴道。结果换来了西门庆的一脚，和一句：
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    “滚一边儿去！”
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    杨再兴拍了拍屁股，一脸的嘚瑟。看的几个亲兵恨得牙痒痒。
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    你大爷的啊，天天在我们面前嘚瑟，有意思吗。我们也想让首长拍后脑勺，踢屁股啊～
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    只要不是傻子都知道，能让首长亲自呼后脑勺，亲自踢屁股的人，那是首长的绝对心腹。
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    整个锦衣卫系统中，能有这待遇的，只有杨再兴，宗林和张宪了。至于宗泽，林冲和王进，那是大哥，是万万不能踢的，也不需要踢。
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    而在西门府上的家丁中，就只有宋大儒享受的了这待遇。至于赵佶，李纲和李弥逊，那得另算。
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    “这是怎么回事？再兴？谁让你们把鲁大师绑起来了？还堵上了嘴？胡闹！”
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    西门庆一进门就看到双手双脚被捆住，嘴巴被塞住，像个大龙虾一样躺在床上的鲁大师。忍住笑，佯怒道。
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    “嘿嘿，首长，这可不怪兄弟们呐！这货不乐意进食也就算了，可还寻死觅活，大呼小叫的，兄弟们怕他吵了府上清净，又怕他想不开自戕，无奈之下，才把他捆住了。”
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    杨再兴淫荡的一笑，龇牙咧嘴的解释着。
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    “噢？竟有此事？那倒是情有可原～来呀，给他松绑～”
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    两个亲兵上前，解开了鲁大师身上的绳子。
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    鲁大师没顾着说话，先是一把拔出口中的布丢在地上，然后就是一阵迫不及待的干呕，可怜胃里没东西，除了着酸水，啥都没呕出来。
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    之后便闪电般的扑向桌面上摆放的茶壶，一把抱起来，咬住了壶嘴，猛灌一口，漱了漱口之后，吐了出来。
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    然后再灌，再漱，再吐…直到壶里没水了，还犹自咬着壶嘴不放。最后在众人一脸懵逼中，打开了壶盖儿，仰头将壶底的茶叶倒入口中大嚼起来，完全不顾茶叶的苦涩。
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    “……”一脸懵逼！
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    “……”二脸懵逼！
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    “……”数脸懵逼！
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    “内个，再兴啊，这是个什么情况？”西门庆看着举止怪异的鲁大师，诧异的问道。
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    “额……首长，这……我也不知啊……”杨再兴一脸无辜。
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    “嘶……不对！不对！”西门庆仔细打量着鲁大师，皱着眉头念叨着。
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    “首长，哪里不对？”
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    “内个……再兴啊～你们塞鲁大师嘴里的那块布，是哪里来的啊？”
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    “布？额……听见没！首长问布是哪里来的？”杨再兴疑惑的问向一旁的几个亲兵。
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    “回首长的话，那布，是俺捐献出来的……那是俺唯一一块儿擦脚布……”
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    “……”
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    “……”
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    “你……人才呐！”西门庆由衷的赞叹道。
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    “呕……”鲁大师听见擦脚布三个字，无关拧巴在一起，满脸生无可恋，再次干呕起来～
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    我了个大去！你丫损不损呐，擦脚布塞人嘴里，还唯一一个～那岂不是说，你一个冬天都用它擦脚了……还贡献…我是不是该赏你～士兵，你优秀！
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    “噗嗤～”西门庆想着，忍不住笑场了。
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    “快快快！去打水来，让鲁大师好好洗洗～”
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    很快就有亲兵端来一盆清水，还拿了块香皂和手巾。
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    鲁大师没有多说，一脸悲催，自顾自洗了起来。