第434章:不好笑

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    刘雨嫣怀孕这件事,就这么被洛远给爆了出来!
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    唐健也是无语的,这不要脸的老家伙,竟然免费蹭了他们的热度来宣传即将拍摄的电影!
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    不过他倒也没有责怪洛远,毕竟这种事情说不说出来他都无所谓的,明星也是人,怀孕又不是什么见不得人的事情,也不是什么普天同庆的大事。
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    当然,这只是唐健认为的。
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    对于他的粉丝以及刘雨嫣的粉丝而言,这还真有种普天同庆的感觉。
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    如今,微博下一个个都在祝福他们,一个个都在问着他们什么时候结婚?
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    随后,刘雨嫣亲自发了微博感谢粉丝歌迷们的关心和祝福,唐健也紧跟着发了微博感谢粉丝歌迷的祝福。
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    不过他却发现刘雨嫣的微博下,评论都是差不多的,基本都是祝福以及一群人嚷着失恋了的评论。
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    而唐健这边,除了祝福外,竟然还有警告他、威胁他、甚至是喷他骂他的评论!
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    “这是区别对待啊!”唐健不服地说着。
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    刘雨嫣看着手机,好笑道:“谁叫你给别人的印象都不靠谱!”
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    刘雨嫣幸灾乐祸地笑了,发这些评论的肯定是她的真爱粉!这些真爱粉们都在唐健这边留言,警告威胁唐健要照顾好她,还说都当爸爸了就成熟一点之类的话,就好像在讽刺他没当爸爸之前,是多么的不成熟!
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    这样的评论唐健自然不乐意了!
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    他之所以怼天怼地,不服就干,那是为了活命好吧!
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    这哪能跟不成熟扯上关系?
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    唐健干脆又发了一条微博:“感谢粉丝们的祝福,一想到以后会多出一个宝宝来照顾我,心情就特别开心!”
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    评论下……
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    “你有毒!”
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    “要点脸好吧?是你以后要照顾妻子跟宝宝!不是妻子跟宝宝一起照顾你!”
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    “完了完了,这次真的是好白菜都被猪给拱了,莫名心疼雨嫣女神……”
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    “呸!你这样子还算什么男人?”
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    “趁唐老爷还是个体面人,咱们吐口痰再走吧!”
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    ……
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    刘雨嫣没眼看,她突然觉得网友们说的很有道理,这小贱人确实有些不成熟,看来以后得严格看管才行!
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    这时,唐健忽然想到了什么,看向刘雨嫣,问道:“媳妇儿,我问你一个问题!”
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    “什么问题?”刘雨嫣好奇道。
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    唐健问:“为什么婴儿一出生就哭个不停?”
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    “……”
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    刘雨嫣一时间回答不上来,干脆问道:“为什么?”
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    唐健回答:“你想想,几亿个兄弟姐妹一起进去探险,结果最后就一个活着跑了出来,这多吓人!能不哭吗?”
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    “……”
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    刘雨嫣白了白眼,然后似笑非笑地说着:“不好笑!”
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    好吧,唐健又问:“那你知道为什么白头发拔一根会长多好几根吗?”
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    这问的都是什么破问题嘛!
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    刘雨嫣又回答不上,无辜地摇着头表示不知道。
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    唐家揭露谜底:“因为周围的黑头发看到亲人被连根拔走,吓得脸都白了!”
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    “……”
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    刘雨嫣无言以对,吐槽道:“这个一点也不好笑!”
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    “那我再问你一个脑筋急转弯!”
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    唐健接着道:“请问,一脸蒙逼是什么意思?”
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    刘雨嫣很快进行回答:“就是傻眼,发呆的意思!”
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    “错!”
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    唐健说着:“再给你一次回答的机会,友情提示,脑筋急转弯就是不能用正常的脑回路来解答!”
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    刘雨嫣呆了呆,一脸蒙逼还能是什么意思?
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    她想不出来,只能妥协:“那你说还有什么意思?”
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    “咳咳!”
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    唐健回答:“这是一种体位!”
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    “体位?什么体位?”刘雨嫣没搞懂。
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    唐健凑到她耳边说了一句悄悄话,结果她又是白了白眼,脸色变得有点不自然,呸的一声:“老不正经!这算什么脑筋急转弯?”
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    唐健哈哈笑着,他讲的这些段子都是以前看过,然后记下来的。
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    很多男性网友基本上都有看过这种段子,像刘雨嫣这种不知道的,可以说是孤陋寡闻了!
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    唐健又说着:“那我给你讲个故事好了!寒冷的冬天,有一个农妇发现了一条冻僵的蛇,她很可怜这条蛇,于是便把蛇放进自己的身体里。
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    后来,蛇受到温暖醒了过来,而农妇却因此死了。请问,这是为什么?”
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    刘雨嫣想了想,回答:“因为农妇救的是一条毒蛇,毒蛇醒过来后把农妇咬了!”
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    “咦,这都被你给答对了!”唐健夸赞一句,然后问道:“那么这个故事告诉了人们什么道理?”
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    刘雨嫣天真地回答:“不能同情冷血动物,不然很可能会恩将仇报的!”
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    “错!”
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    唐健的这一个错,让刘雨嫣一脸蒙逼。
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    “这怎么就错了?”她很不理解。
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    唐健说道:“这个故事告诉女性朋友一个道理,就是珍爱生命,找个男朋友!”
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    “???”刘雨嫣一头雾水:“这跟找男朋友有什么关系?”
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    唐健又凑到她耳边说了一句悄悄话,然后刘雨嫣差点一口老血喷了出来!
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    她习惯性地翻了翻白眼,感觉自己的智商都被侮辱了,一脸蒙逼竟然是一种体位,农妇救冻僵的蛇,竟然是拿来自……
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    好吧,太羞耻了!
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    她说下去了!
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    拍了一下唐健的大腿,刘雨嫣指着唐健的脑袋,特别无语地说道:“这脑子里净想些乱七八糟的东西!”
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    唐健哈哈笑着:“这是跟时代接轨嘛!你连这种段子都不知道,说明你都跟这个时代脱轨了!”
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    刘雨嫣无力吐槽……
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    唐健说上瘾了:“我再问你一个问题,请问穷吊丝跟高富帅强吻表白的差距是什么?”
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    “一个是没钱,一个是有钱!”刘雨嫣想都没想就回答了,她就不信这一次还会答错!
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    然而,唐健却道:“错!穷吊丝跟高富帅强吻表白的差距是,一个是啪,一个是啪啪啪!”
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    这一次,刘雨嫣不用唐健解释就明白了!
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    她嫌弃地瞪了一眼,心里说着:能想出这种段子的,估计都是一群吊丝吧?
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    不然怎么可能连这么吊丝的答案都能想出来!
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    这时,刘雨嫣的父亲打开电话,直接问道:“唐健那小子在不在?让他听一下电话!”
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    这……
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    这是什么情况?
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