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1.林佳：（安柯）爱我为什么没有你!
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2.苏菲：青春滋味，自己体会!
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3.项涛：我就是我（雪碧的广告）!
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4.项涛找裁判理论，黄牌，裁判：就你弹!
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5.国奥队拍邱素辉马*屁：我们集大成，您超越自我!
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6.李永乐：我们领先，他们追赶（效仿）!
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7.张俊（头球）：成功之路，从头开始!
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8.杨攀：进球虽好，可不要贪功哟!
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9.张俊：常在禁区游，那能不进球？
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10.李永乐(被晃过)：球(龙)在哪里？
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11.张俊（突破）：心随我动!
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12.记者，夺冠后有什么感想啊？队员甲：一般人我不告诉他！队员乙：地球人都知道！
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13.李永乐（长传）：不管你怎么移动，还是需要联通!
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14.张俊因为米兰实验室的体检报告，无奈回到了荷兰，但是他没有选择加盟豪门艾因霍温，而是回到了沃伦达姆。不论从那个方便考虑，加盟艾因霍温都要比在沃伦达姆更好。但是为什么张俊会放弃艾因霍温的邀请呢？
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希丁克：“张俊，来这里吧！我们可以参加冠军杯，可以夺取荷兰冠军！”
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张俊：“……”
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希丁克：“而且，你看！我还专门为你留了21号球衣！就等着你了，来吧！”
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张俊：“不！”
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希丁克（大惊）：“……为什么？”
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张俊：“我喜欢的是11号球衣，不是21号。”
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希丁克：“……”
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15.邱素辉：足球演绎，无处不在。（摩托罗拉手机）
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16.克鲁·李：对我而言，过去平淡无奇；而未来，却是绚烂缤纷！（这是轩尼诗酒的原创哦）
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17.张俊（受伤了）：伤痛挡不住我！
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18.张俊：这药，像我小时侯喝过的味道!
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19.苏菲：喝前，摇一摇!
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20.张俊：滴滴香浓，意犹未尽。(麦氏咖啡)味道好极了！（雀巢咖啡）
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