你们知道我的……

    老大们，你们是知道我的，我不是一个轻易断更的人…
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    他来了，他来了，他像一个177斤的孩子一样的来了。
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    文章写到半途，十年前出国刷盘子的傻缺兄弟突然跑了回来，我怀疑他在意大利犯了事(?￣???￣??)……
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    领了个瑞典留学的博士回来结婚！日裔……幸好不姓黑泽………
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    炸了！
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    咣咣凿我房门，在我媳妇的惊愕中直接扑上来差点一拳怼死我………
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    如果不是他那冲着他日裔媳妇，我一定打死他！
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    十年了，依稀还记得我的蛋刀贼血虐他的场景……
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    还记得这货没钱买点卡蹭我的窘迫……
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    老夫那个时候就决定认下他这个大儿子！虽然他不承认。
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    今晚更是更不上了。
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    抱歉了，老大们。
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    你们心中独一无二的吴彦祖……在卫生间开闸泄洪时留！
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    确实是特殊情况，那时候还没有幼儿园，我和老友是小班时候认识的，那时候还骗他舌头贴铁秋千，大冬天，粘的是结结实实，一边伸着舌头一边哭，我在一旁说拿小刀片开，他哭的……后来老师用温水浇开的，他追着我打………
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    非说磕巴是那时候后遗症。
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    但是我觉得这个可能锻炼了舌功，要不然也不能降服日裔老婆对吧……所以，老大们不妨试一试…(?￣???￣??)。
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    喝多了……